New virus discovered: Gee-virus

It has come to my attention that my blog or myself has been a carrier of a communicative disease better known as the Gee-virus. It appears to be more powerful and contagious than I anticipated, and for those infected I apologise. Here are a few details:

Name: Gee-virus (GeeV)

Classifications: Member of the genus visualaudiovirus , under the kornpopviridae family

Origin: From a group known as SNSD in South Korea

Structure: Complex, believed to be in the form of a female figure.

Known genetic properties: capable of mutating it’s outer wall into extremely different forms by the use of tight and colorful walls. The virus is also known to come in 9 major different genetic forms, thus making immunization much more difficult.

Symptoms:

• Cannot help secretly humming to the tune of the song Gee by SNSD
• Cannot help listening to the song/watching videos of it being performed all the time
• Cannot resist the temptation to start dancing to it secretly
• Cannot resist the temptation to do the crab walk
• Unusual fascination over a member of SNSD
• Cannot resist going to watch more videos of SNSD
• A lot more, as it is such a deadly virus, though above are the major symptoms

Cures: Currently none is known once you have been infected.

Prevention: Do not expose yourself to kornpops, or anyone who has been infected by this virus. If anyone offers to show you a video or a song, you must ask whether it is kpop or not. If you ask specifically if it is Gee, you actually increases chances of infection.

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It is to my attention that I am actually a carrier of this virus and have already spread it to several readers of this blog. I also happen to be part of this conspiracy in actually making the virus contagious. I’m rather shocked as to how well I did.

Tarantulas anyone?

Possibly the best way to propose when presenting your ring?!? Maybe.

I must get this!!